What is your idea of perfect happiness? The demise of the London Daily Mail.
What is your greatest fear? Fear itself.
Which living person do you most despise? Rupert Murdoch, destroyer of cultures.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse? “Stop polishing that antelope.”
What is your greatest regret? Having no regrets.
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? I would like to be my own cat.
Illustration by Risko.